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1. "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah

2. "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand

3. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

4. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

5. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero

6. "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt." — Henny Youngman

7. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling

8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni

9. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin

10. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld

11. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers

12. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

13. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

14. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." — Groucho Marx

15. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen

16. "If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz

17. "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." — Richard Pryor

18. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." — Chris Rock

19. "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." — Rodney Dangerfield

20. "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." — Johnny Carson

21. "My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor." — Elayne BooslerTumblr Tagalog Tumblr For Him Tumblr For Couples Tumblr For Her Tagalog To Him Tattoos Tagalog Sweet 2013

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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

- Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

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"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
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WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.
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Short Love Quotes
Collection of cute short love quotes and sayings, short quotes about love. Want to express your love by some short sayings? You can find very short and cute love quotes

Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect.
There is only one happiness in life -- to love and to be loved.
I've fallen in love many times..... always with you
The one who loves least controls the relationship.
Love cannot be found where it doesn't exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does.
Love not someone whom you see eye to eye, but is looking in the same direction.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Love can be felt more only when it's shared between..
Follow love and it will flee, flee love and it will follow.
There is nothing called a love failure.It is the lovers who fail.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful.
Once you have learned to love, You will have learned to live.
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye
Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse.
If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
Real love stories never have endings.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Love is the bridge between two hearts.
A heart that loves is always young.
ove is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.
Paulo Coelho
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The course of true love never did run smooth.
William Shakespeare
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Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
Charles Caleb Colton
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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
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I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Arthur Rubinstein
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Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
William Shakespeare
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If music be the food of love, play on.
William Shakespeare
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Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
Victor Hugo
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Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost
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I want to give you some love, I want to give you some good good lovin'
Bob Marley
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Speak low, if you speak love.
William Shakespeare
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If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Hermann Hesse
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Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
Anonymous
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To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Karen Sunde
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Love is a friendship set to music.
Joseph Campbell
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You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone.
Real Live Preacher
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We don't always get to choose what we love.
Scott Westerfeld
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There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Henry David Thoreau
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We can only learn to love by loving.
Iris Murdoch

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\If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was a river, you would be my ocean! If I was a Doctor, you would be my permanent patient! If I was an author, you would be my story!

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To love is something I was afraid to do but there is something different about you. You made me do something I swore not to do. You made me fall in love with you.

Superman_:)To love is something I was afraid to do but there is something different about you. You made me do something I swore not to do. You made me fall in love with you.

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GuardianWithout you, I'm nothing. With you, I'm something. Together, we're everything.

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_I'mBeggingYOU_You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.

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GreenMonkI Love You. That's my secret. No hearts, no pretty drawings. No poems or cryptic messages...I Love You.

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josiebaby_Being with you, takes me on a magical trip daily. There's never a dull time when am with you my love. Every second, minute, hour, day spent with you is spent in happiness. I love you so much, I mean words can't even explain how much I love you, my love for you is infinite. Love you always baby.

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beautiful_loveThe day I met you I was alone and confused about how I felt towards myself. You opened my eyes and heart up, and showed me how beautiful life was. Now that I'm with you I couldn't ask for anyone better than you.

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josiebaby_I dream daily of the day we shall meet, I wake up wishing and wishing as much as I can that it wasn't a dream but reality. Someday I know it shall come true and I promise you I shall wait no matter how long for that day because I found my kind of love in you and I know no one else can give me that. I love you I hope you know that.

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NaughtyNishanI have never had anyone love me the way you love me. I have never loved anyone the way I love you. Thank you God for showing us the way to each other.

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Jayy_MonroeI love you for the man you are, I love you for the things you do, I love you for the things you say. But most of all I love you because you love me for the man I am for the things I do and for the things I say. I love you.